Tweets
    • me: hey
    • in my mind: omg did i really just send that, what if i'm annoying them, i really should stop, they hate me, omg i'm so embarrassed
    • Me: I have an unhealthy obsession with duck dynasty.
    • Boyfriend: no you have an unhealthy obsession with Jase
    • Me: nope. Duck dynasty
    • Boyfriend: no. Just Jase. Admit it

    thatproudtexan:

    ‎”Your beard’s so stupid, it took you 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.”
    -Si Robertson