- me: hey
- in my mind: omg did i really just send that, what if i'm annoying them, i really should stop, they hate me, omg i'm so embarrassed
- Me: I have an unhealthy obsession with duck dynasty.
- Boyfriend: no you have an unhealthy obsession with Jase
- Me: nope. Duck dynasty
- Boyfriend: no. Just Jase. Admit it
”Your beard’s so stupid, it took you 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.”